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[The Mighty Boosh] – “Pies”

Howard: This is a piece I wrote myself, with a pen. It’s set in Russia at the turn of the century: I know what you’re thinking…don’t think that ‘cos this is dark, penetrating theater. I’d like you to enjoy a piece I’ve written called, simply, “Pies”.

Vince: This is fucking ridiculous!

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Howard: Would you like a pie?

Vince: Nooo.

Howard: But it is a good pie.

Vince: Nevertheless, last time you gave me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie-cutter, and millions of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples. I was confused… It was a trick pie!

Howard: Why you no like my pie?

Vince: I just told you ~

Howard: Why you no love my pie?

Vince: Why always you bring me pie?

Howard: I bring pie… to show you I love you! ~

Vince: (mẹ kiếp chả nghe nó nói cái gì ở đây cả =___= ) … pastry goods every fucking day with you!

Howard: Why you no love my pie? Why dont you love me? Why dont you love me?…

Vince: I dont want a pie! I dont want a pie!… a pie!!!… a pie!!!!…

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Howard(to audience): Thanks a lot!

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trời ơi là trời!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
người phụ nữ Nga và tên Đức quốc xã!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(mẹ kiếp vẫn chả nghe nó nói cái gì ở chỗ đó cả =___= )

*ói ra cầu vồng*